“Girl, you’ve got to woman up. Bite the bullet, not the dust”
“well, time to go to slee-“
in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
There’s gonna be a new cast of 1 Girl, 5 Gays?!?!
I think what kills me the most about the little kid’s death in In Bruges is that he was at that church to basically ask God to forgive him for being depressed :(
gosh i really like to carelessly push everyone away and then wonder why i’m not surrounded by hordes of adoring people who love me unconditionally
existing is so uncomfortable sometimes
I just really like food and orgasms