"nah it works just don’t touch it"
Sitting outside of Popeyes and “Don’t Stop Believing” just came on the radio
Brb having a lot of feels
"Every time a couple marries, two single people die."
Ain’t it the fucking truth, Leslie Knope
- me: *wakes up from coma*
- me: has stydia happened yet?
you know how they said drinking water dulls down cravings?
well I wanna meet who the fuck “they” is bc its FUCKING BULLSHIT AND I STILL WANT A SLAB OF RIBS
What is your cup size?
Usually grande but sometimes I’ll splurge and go venti.
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.
J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via observando)
#that’s what’s so great about fan fic though#because you can go into their ask boxes and go WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OK and proceed to sob while they laugh at you#and sometimes they’ll share their headcanons as an extension of that universe#and really there’s nothing more delightful than that (via xactodreams)
All I want from life right now is a slab of ribs, a cheese pizza, some hippie rolls, and tutti frutti ice from Rita’s