God dammit i gotta go drop off some delicious food at my moms job, meanwhile she leaves us to starve at home

Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ attempt to show Kim interacting with North without actually showing North is pathetic and thirsty as hell

Watching what I assume is a recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and all I wanna know is WHY does Bruce Jenner look like Jeffrey Dahmer

moshimoshing:

anthems of a generation

you’ll probably be able to sing 89% of these songs off by heart

say it ain’t so - weezer // basket case - green day // just a girl - no doubt // what’s my age again? - blink-182 // teenage dirtbag - wheatus // in too deep - sum 41 // jude law and a semester abroad - brand new // cute without the e (cut from the team) - taking back sunday // my friends over you - new found glory // the anthem - good charlotte // stacy’s mom - fountains of wayne // grand theft autumn/where is your boy - fall out boy // ocean avenue - yellowcard // i miss you - blink-182 // american idiot - green day // i’m not okay (i promise) - my chemical romance // welcome to my life - simple plan // mr. brightside - the killers // move along - the all-america rejects // i write sins not tragedies - panic! at the disco // dance dance - fall out boy // here (in your arms) - hellogoodbye // teenagers - my chemical romance // the city is at war - cobra starship // crushcrushcrush - paramore // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // weightless - all time low

listen: 8tracks

Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.

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